Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.