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"Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"

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59 shares on Messenger this month:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

29 shares on Threads this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

40 shares on Threads this month:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

18 shares on Threads this month:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

35 shares on X this month:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Just landed via Facebook:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Just shared via Telegram:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Seen just now on Telegram:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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