Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.