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"Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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2 months ago

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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2 months ago

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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2 months ago

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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4 months ago

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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2 months ago

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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2 months ago

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70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

38 shares on X this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Spotted on X:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Going viral on Reddit:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Just landed via Telegram:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Trending via Twitch:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Just landed via WeChat:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Spotted on Telegram:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Next to nothing is a weird place.

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