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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Going bananas on Threads:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Trending via Snapchat:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Making waves on Messenger:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Making waves on Pinterest:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Spotted on TikTok:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

Live now on Telegram:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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90 shares on Snapchat this month:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

20 shares on X this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

57 shares on X this month:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

26 shares on Threads this month:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Just landed via Threads:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Making waves on X:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Live now on TikTok:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Seen just now on Discord:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Just landed via TikTok:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Going viral on Slack:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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