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What Iโ€™m trying to say is, “Hello, hereโ€™s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. Thereโ€™s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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