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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.