Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.