Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now. Commentary:"Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! 💔💸 Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me. When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it. Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”. You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
