Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my cow… Commentary:Sounds like your keyboard's stuck on the monotone setting! 😐💼🔇 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them. A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again. Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages? Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.