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"Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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