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  • Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.
  • I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.
  • Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.
  • Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.
  • A real smartphone would know when to shut up.
  • Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.