Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Feb 3, 2026

3,573

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Live now on Twitch:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Just shared via Twitch:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going viral on Telegram:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Making waves on YouTube:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

1 week ago

Funny quote about workplace awkwardness, highlighting a humorous boss-moment before leaving.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️

awkward, awkward moment, before, boss, humor, leave, leaving, leaving work, moment, office, professional, situation, social, social situation, unexpected, work, workplace, workplace humor

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

66 shares on X this month:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

91 shares on Threads this month:

I need to consult the woods about this.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,562

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Going viral on Reddit:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Broadcasted on X:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Just shared via Messenger:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴