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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.