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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.