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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Breaking via Twitch:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Making waves on YouTube:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Live now on Slack:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

12 shares on Threads this month:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

83 shares on Slack this month:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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I had too much to think last night.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Spotted on Discord:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Making waves on WeChat:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Spotted on Messenger:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Trending via Pinterest:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Going viral on TikTok:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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