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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.