The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥 Related funny posts 😂 Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it. You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.