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"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦‍♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"

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43 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

92 shares on Discord this month:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

86 shares on X this month:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

Seen just now on X:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Seen just now on Discord:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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