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"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦‍♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"

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87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Just landed via Threads:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Breaking via YouTube:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Live now on X:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Shared recently on Discord:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Just shared via X:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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