The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts. Commentary:Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! 🌶️🩳🍟 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem. The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant. It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten. It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.