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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

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I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.