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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

A selfie only a mother could like.

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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