The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested! 🚗😅❤️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy. Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested! And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.