The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested! ππ β€οΈ Related funny posts π Iβm a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking. You donβt scare me, I was married once. Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one. Iβm living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.