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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested! 🚗😅❤️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged date, dating, driving, funny situation, humor, me, parallel, parallel park, park, relationship, second, second date, situation, stress, stroke, trying, watching on Oct 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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