The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke. Commentary:Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested! 🚗😅❤️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy. Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke? Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested! And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.