The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.