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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.