The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.