There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.