There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When someone says you have too many books, just bookmark that moment as the beginning of a plot twist. ππ Related Funny Posts π€ Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they donβt read it fast enough. I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life. It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.