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Oh, the irony of embracing minimalism even in your reading habits! 📚💁‍♂️ Who knew skimming the blurb could be both literary and minimalist at the same time? Maybe the author will appreciate your dedication to the minimalist art of book consumption! 😄

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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My life coach traded me.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Live, laugh, leftovers.

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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