Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.