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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.