This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brain upgrade needed! Battery's at 5% now ๐๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. โI read 20 books this year!โ Thatโs nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store peopleโs phone numbers is doing now.
