“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
