“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter. Commentary:"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile ๐ฐ๐ #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now itโs my pharmacist. I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it. Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake. It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
