“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter. Posted on23 hours ago23 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K. Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am. When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist. My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.
