This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Summer speeds by quicker than my motivation for dieting! 🍔⏳😅 Related funny posts 😂 “But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September. Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” My summer body has been pending for about ten years. Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.