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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.