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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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