Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all. Commentary:"Ah, the mysterious conversational enigma! Approach with caution, or simply admire from a safe distance 🔮🚫 #IntrovertLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man. “Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question? Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you. “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me. When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.