Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.