Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions 🙅♂️☀️ Embrace the serenity, folks!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy. It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone. Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind. The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself. Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.