Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone. Commentary:"Today's forecast: 99% chance of solitude, with a high chance of zero interruptions ๐ โโ๏ธโ๏ธ Embrace the serenity, folks!" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค โSeize the day!โ No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy. It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone. Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone. Leave me alone, man. Iโm just living my life like a candle in the wind. The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.