Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions. If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future. Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.