Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack Related funny posts 😂 Planking is the only time we appreciate time. They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions. People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day. If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000. By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.