Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.