Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to fast-forward through Monday's cinematic universe 🎬😩⏩ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm. Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that? These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break. Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle). When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.