Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Clearly, your TV needs a higher IQ setting! 🤦♂️📺😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I like to take long walks away from stupid people.