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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.