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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Making waves on Snapchat:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Just landed via TikTok:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Just landed via Slack:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Just landed via X:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Playful quote about losing a home after a surprise housewarming in an igloo.

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45 shares on Discord this month:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

55 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Can I come over and figure you out?

45 shares on Slack this month:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

23 shares on Discord this month:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

20 shares on X this month:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Shared recently on X:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Just shared via YouTube:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Just shared via Reddit:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

Shared recently on Telegram:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

No plans and no pants kind of day.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

No plans and no pants kind of day.

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