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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Playful quote about losing a home after a surprise housewarming in an igloo.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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