When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦♂️🦒🎢 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table? When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?” Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop. I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.