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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”