When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect s… Commentary:When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them. The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me. My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.