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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?