When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! ππ #ThinnestOnAisle5" Related Funny Quotes π€ There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart. You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart. Iβm the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart. Iβm just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget. Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.