Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I alway… Commentary:"Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat! People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut. People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.
