Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Commentary:
"Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife"

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