Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues. Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live” I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing. I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.