Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
- First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.
- Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”
- I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.
- I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.