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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.