Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like airlines missed the memo on friendly carpools! 🚗✈️💸 Related funny posts 😂 Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean? Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate. Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!” My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.