Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

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“Life is the ultimate ‘pay to play’ game… but where’s the refund policy? 🤑😂 Hang in there, hopefully the sequel is more fun! 🎮😜”

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