Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
