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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Breaking via Slack:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Spotted on Pinterest:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Just landed via Messenger:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Spotted on Reddit:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Just shared via Twitch:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Breaking via Slack:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Trending via Telegram:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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83 shares on Discord this month:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

75 shares on Threads this month:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

35 shares on Reddit this month:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Not again. I mean good morning.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Dear music, thanks!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Breaking via Instagram:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Making waves on Discord:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Making waves on Discord:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Trending via Discord:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Shared recently on Slack:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Shared recently on Messenger:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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