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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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