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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Because by night, my inner night owl finally gets to party 🎉🦉💫

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, call, calls, driving, eating, entertainment, everything, music, Netflix, night, phone, phone call, shower, vibe, watching, why on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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