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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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"Who needs scales or mirrors when you've got denial and self-deception on your side? 🙈🤷‍♂️ #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged belief, believe, body, body image, fake, fake information, humor, i, image, information, mirrors, refuse, scales, self-perception on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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