Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like those guys are about to have a hiss-terical encounter! 🐍😄 Related funny posts 😂 Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world. Babe, would it kill you to meow back? What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear? My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.