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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.