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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank acc…

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank acc…

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Finding extra money in my account feels like discovering a treasure chest full of ice cream! 🍦💸😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, bank, bank account, ever, financial, financial joy, great, humor, joy, money, sex, surprise on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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