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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.