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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.